Is "Uber for clowns" a good business idea?

The Idea
"Uber for clowns"
Roasted by
33
/100
TERRIBLE
Verdict
The supply side of your clowns marketplace won't show up when it matters.

Supply Acquisition

Supply will not join a marketplace without guaranteed demand. Demand will not come without supply.

Unit Economics

The rake that makes you profitable drives supply to build their own direct channel.

Local Density

This only works when you dominate a single city. You cannot afford to dominate one.

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