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"Congratulations, you've invented Wag but worse. Route optimization for dog walking is a solution to a problem that doesn't exist. Wag raised $300M and still nearly died. You want to do this with less money and more features. That's not ambition, that's a tarpit with a bow on it."
No softening. No hedge. Just what every VC is thinking but too polite to say.
Congratulations, you've invented Wag but worse. Route optimization for dog walking is a solution to a problem that doesn't exist — no dog owner has ever thought "if only the walk path were 12% more efficient." Your "premium breeds" tier is either illegal discrimination against dogs or a joke that isn't landing. Either way, Wag raised $300M and still nearly died. You want to do this with less money and more features. That's not ambition. That's a tarpit with a bow on it.
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