YOUR IDEA NEEDS
A FUNERAL,
NOT A PITCH DECK.

The truth everyone around you is too scared to say. 60 seconds.

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AI panel trained on Paul Graham essays, YC rejection patterns, a16z deal memos. They've seen what failure looks like. Your idea is next.
Why this exists

Your co-founder needs the equity.

Your mom loves you.

Your investors ghosted you.

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We don't need any of those things. We roast.

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Process

THREE STEPS.
ONE VERDICT.

STEP 01
TYPE YOUR IDEA.
No deck. No buzzwords. Just the idea.

"Uber for dogs. AI for lawyers. Another wrapper."
STEP 02
PAY US.
$9 Soft. $19 Celebrity. $79 Lifetime (200 early bird spots).
STEP 03
LET THE INTERNET JUDGE.
Opt in. Your roast goes public. The internet delivers the verdict.

DROP YOUR
"BILLION-DOLLAR"
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Choose your level of destruction
Soft Roast
$9
  • → Score out of 100. Most ideas get under 40.
  • → 3 sharp observations designed to make you question your life choices
  • → A verdict that ends your day in one sentence
  • → Shareable URL + Hall of Shame eligibility
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Celebrity Roast
$19
  • → Everything in Soft Roast, plus the full autopsy
  • → TAM/SAM/SOM — we'll math out how small your "huge market" actually is
  • → 3 startups that tried this and their cause of death
  • → 5 YC interview questions that will make you sweat through your hoodie
  • → Moat evaluation + GTM critique
Lifetime Pass
$79
One-time · ?/200 Early Bird spots claimed. Jumps to $149 after.
  • → 20 Soft Roasts + 5 Celebrity Roasts
  • → Never expires. Use whenever, on any idea.
  • → Personal dashboard at your own magic link URL
  • → Credit counter, roast history, one-click re-roast
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Questions you shouldn't need answered

FAQ

Is this actually useful?
No. It's honest. Those are different things.
What if my idea is actually good?
Then the panel will say so, briefly, before finding something else to criticize. It's rare.
Do you offer refunds?
No. You asked for this.
What if I disagree with the roast?
Noted. The AI disagrees back. One of you has a track record.
Why does this FAQ exist?
Because apparently people need to be told twice that we're going to be mean to them.
THE TRUTH COSTS LESS THAN FAILURE.

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DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS.

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