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Panel Consensus
The full VC panel — multiple voices, maximum carnage
Elon Musk
Physics-based brutality. Tweets at you. Already building the competitor.
Paul Graham
Socratic destruction. Three essays about why you're wrong, in his head already.
Chamath Palihapitiya
Show me the CAC:LTV or show yourself out. Unit economics are a religion.
Peter Thiel
Contrarian interrogation. Monopoly or nothing. Secrets and competition.
Marc Andreessen
Software eating the world — but not your idea. Macro + micro contempt.
Naval Ravikant
Which type of leverage does this use? Probably none. That's the problem.
Balaji Srinivasan
Is this building on the old stack or the new one? Wrong answer ends this.

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