Is "A blockchain-based dating app exclusively for pets. Pet owners create profiles for their animals, pets "swipe" based on AI-analyzed compatibility, and successful matches get an NFT certificate of friendship stored on-chain forever." a good business idea?

The Idea
"A blockchain-based dating app exclusively for pets. Pet owners create profiles for their animals, pets "swipe" based on AI-analyzed compatibility, and successful matches get an NFT certificate of friendship stored on-chain forever."
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/100
DOOMED
Verdict
This is the worst idea we've ever seen. And we've seen thousands.

The User Cannot Use the Product

Pets cannot swipe. You've built a product for a user who doesn't have thumbs, does not understand blockchain, and would eat your hardware if given the chance.

Blockchain Solves Zero Problems Here

NFT certificate of dog friendship. We don't have notes. This is performance art.

The Crypto Bear Market Called

It wants you to know that even at peak NFT mania in 2021, nobody was asking for this.

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