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Three tiers. No subscription. Pay once, get roasted. The truth costs less than a single wasted investor meeting.

Quick Verdict
Soft Roast
$9 / one time
  • Score out of 100
  • Cold Open verdict (the kill shot)
  • 3 key observations from The Panel
  • Results in under 60 seconds
  • Shareable result card
GET ROASTED — $9
Full Teardown
Celebrity Roast
$19 / one time
  • Everything in Soft Roast
  • TAM / SAM / SOM market analysis
  • Moat evaluation
  • Go-to-market critique
  • 5 YC-style killer questions
  • 3 comparable startups with outcomes
  • Shareable result card
GET DESTROYED — $19
Lifetime · Early Bird
Lifetime Pass
$79 / one time
200 early bird spots → $149 after.
  • 20 Soft Roasts
  • 5 Celebrity Roasts
  • Never expires
  • Personal magic link dashboard
  • Credits for any idea, any time
BUY LIFETIME — $79

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